tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post8128484263898842033..comments2024-03-05T20:02:45.776-05:00Comments on Southern Fried Children: You Too!Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-19014488563843360232012-10-29T20:49:47.076-04:002012-10-29T20:49:47.076-04:00I always say there are two types of people...the t...I always say there are two types of people...the type that lay in bed at night saying, "I should've said this, I should've said that". Then there are the other types, like me, who lay in bed at night and say, "I shouldn't have said that". Which usually means, the next morning, I have phone calls to make and emails to send to apologize for what I've said.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606670867237509659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-50176050910249447662012-10-22T20:10:55.109-04:002012-10-22T20:10:55.109-04:00It makes me so happy to see that my readers are ju...It makes me so happy to see that my readers are just as whacked as I am! Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-28403911104809057682012-10-22T20:10:06.367-04:002012-10-22T20:10:06.367-04:00There is nothing quite so awful as making a typo w...There is nothing quite so awful as making a typo while talking about how well spoken you are, ha! Thank you. :) I will eventually fix that formatting up there, too, but Blogger hates me and my ipad. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-91957872341189934742012-10-22T20:07:52.388-04:002012-10-22T20:07:52.388-04:00Right???Right???Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-87007520998311745072012-10-22T19:44:26.367-04:002012-10-22T19:44:26.367-04:00They taste like pubic hair, too.They taste like pubic hair, too.TangledLouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04771682524596744447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-11651869619630096522012-10-20T22:29:06.035-04:002012-10-20T22:29:06.035-04:00really funny- thanks for the brian regan link- lov...really funny- thanks for the brian regan link- loved seeing his you tube clipsawhalenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16286910589455364150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-38794826276882285672012-10-20T08:56:06.277-04:002012-10-20T08:56:06.277-04:00"sound like I fell of the turnip truck"
... "sound like I fell of the turnip truck"<br />OFF the turnip truck. You're welcome ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-30442750530016727282012-10-20T04:49:54.945-04:002012-10-20T04:49:54.945-04:00Great post!
I don't do this, but what I do ...Great post! <br /><br />I don't do this, but what I do instead is misread when someone is trying to hand me something as the undeniable fact that they are going in for a hug, so I hug them. This has happened to me more than once. The mailman is no longer speaking to me. <br /><br />best, <br />MOVMOVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00782183723607923501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-67570612019928345372012-10-19T13:07:39.872-04:002012-10-19T13:07:39.872-04:00Oh man, I just had this happen to me in a plane. I...Oh man, I just had this happen to me in a plane. I hate sitting next to strangers in planes. We'll eventually need to talk. Or not. Both situations are awkward. And scary. And thank you for not letting me feel alone. Larissa T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18054129254135419707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-88867893851853148532012-10-19T11:41:34.089-04:002012-10-19T11:41:34.089-04:00Captain Inappropriate here! I totally relate. I ...Captain Inappropriate here! I totally relate. I get nervous and also say whatever pops into my head which leaves many people darting in the opposite direction now when they see me coming.<br /><br />On a separate note, I used to date a super smart investment guy from the south. He had a deep, sexy voice and he told me how he worked hard to get rid of his "twang." I didn't believe him until he showed me a video tape of a presentation he did in college filled with a bunch of "y'alls" and multi-syllable words that are only single-syllable words here in a Chicago. It was so different from how he sounded.<br /><br />But I gotta be honest. I do like myself a fine southern gentlemen who opens doors. Very swoon-able. Mariannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04509329937576764550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-69042792780348009782012-10-19T09:00:17.496-04:002012-10-19T09:00:17.496-04:00I think we were separated at birth. I cannot even ...I think we were separated at birth. I cannot even begin to describe the strange feeling of dread that overcomes me when I see a familiar face in the Smith's downtown. Run! I think to myself Run! Instead I have cultivated the art of pretending not to see people so that I don't have to point out how much alfalfa sprouts look like pubic hair to an old lady from church. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08644569152748119356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-49654614142311282382012-10-18T21:38:07.466-04:002012-10-18T21:38:07.466-04:00I have this problem, too.
"Hey, how's it...I have this problem, too.<br /><br />"Hey, how's it going?"<br /><br />"Well, my cat won't stop shitting outside the box, my job sucks, and I just spent $1000 on my car. Oh. I mean 'fine'."<br /><br />Leauxrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056708620380337471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-61283697257030099522012-10-18T12:31:48.961-04:002012-10-18T12:31:48.961-04:00Yeah, I suck at small talk in public... or anywher...Yeah, I suck at small talk in public... or anywhere really. You'll usually find me staring longingly off into the distance where I wish I were while nodding and saying completely vapid things like "Right on!" and "You betcha!" with my best Sarah Palin accent.JRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01696678149874762427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-64066538297390944842012-10-18T11:51:44.957-04:002012-10-18T11:51:44.957-04:00I'm not a small talker either. If I'm goin...I'm not a small talker either. If I'm going to bother to open my mouth, then I want a real discussion. I sympathize with you and your difficulty.<br /><br />Love,<br />JanieJanie Junebughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10573607241326291404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-9263054405976461482012-10-18T11:33:21.377-04:002012-10-18T11:33:21.377-04:00Oh honey. We need a support group where we can all...Oh honey. We need a support group where we can all holler inappropriate things at each other. You should see the wart that has sprung up on my finger.TangledLouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04771682524596744447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-24687404831142812412012-10-18T10:25:42.735-04:002012-10-18T10:25:42.735-04:00I have always been at a loss as to what to say aft...I have always been at a loss as to what to say after saying hello. Brian Regan is one of my favorites. He makes me cry/laugh as did you in this post. <br />I rarely leave comments on blog posts, even when I enjoy the posts, because it feels the same way small talk does. "That was really good. I liked it a lot." Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-73095471498218065812012-10-18T09:33:41.365-04:002012-10-18T09:33:41.365-04:00You are not alone in your ability to embarrass you...You are not alone in your ability to embarrass yourself in a few short words! Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17005517815267384019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-36256053036521709102012-10-18T00:30:25.804-04:002012-10-18T00:30:25.804-04:00You make me feel so normal in Target now , thank y...You make me feel so normal in Target now , thank you Kelly hey did I tell you that I just peed my pants waiting for the lady to pull her childs pants up in the only available stall?? yes now I am distracted by needing a dry pair of pants & I know you have noticed so instead of letting you think the worst I will just tell you it already ughhh why??? Wonder if there is a small talk help class held.??Plant Seeds of Happinesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10070195737004917932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-89593585224876351292012-10-17T23:31:09.638-04:002012-10-17T23:31:09.638-04:00I am SO "laughing out loud"!!!!I am SO "laughing out loud"!!!!Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17463990249312201081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-31397829431143694292012-10-17T22:40:35.765-04:002012-10-17T22:40:35.765-04:00I love reading about this side of you and I can...I love reading about this side of you and I can't wait to see you randomly out. I'll be at target tomorrow with Micah ;)christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09974703968033880941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-29404473497345092892012-10-17T21:19:06.083-04:002012-10-17T21:19:06.083-04:00You're crazy. But suddenly, so much makes sens...You're crazy. But suddenly, so much makes sense... Kristen Daukashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03471411386425199763noreply@blogger.com