tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post89751066140393943..comments2024-03-05T20:02:45.776-05:00Comments on Southern Fried Children: SweeperKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-89220769021952320212012-05-16T16:09:03.780-04:002012-05-16T16:09:03.780-04:00I'm thinking I gave you the Paula Abdul CD for...I'm thinking I gave you the Paula Abdul CD for your bday one year. It's the least I could do to come and sweep that for you :)Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10128093452017266008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-74475280941475814922012-05-11T23:08:33.466-04:002012-05-11T23:08:33.466-04:00This is why I mostly lie about everything.This is why I mostly lie about everything.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-78725760223472547412012-05-11T23:07:29.550-04:002012-05-11T23:07:29.550-04:00I wear a cover girl lip gloss or burt's bees. ...I wear a cover girl lip gloss or burt's bees. I am not ashamed! I am with you on the trays, though.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-24940752183779254632012-05-11T23:06:03.044-04:002012-05-11T23:06:03.044-04:00I know what I'm doing this weekend!I know what I'm doing this weekend!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-23541494962031677652012-05-11T23:05:13.644-04:002012-05-11T23:05:13.644-04:00I can't keep Nutella in the pantry. Have you t...I can't keep Nutella in the pantry. Have you tried biscoff spread?Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-25766686973992902632012-05-11T23:04:15.366-04:002012-05-11T23:04:15.366-04:00HA! Yes, slightly.HA! Yes, slightly.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06991384996924478820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-87303351605837128472012-05-11T22:41:17.436-04:002012-05-11T22:41:17.436-04:00Everyone close to me should know I have porn and s...Everyone close to me should know I have porn and sex aides. I just need a sweeper if I die while using them... It would be entirely embarrassing to be found dead in the shower with a something like that.JRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01696678149874762427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-31072722474500945642012-05-11T19:48:03.059-04:002012-05-11T19:48:03.059-04:00My skeletons have skeletons and they may or may no...My skeletons have skeletons and they may or may not include half eaten jars of Nutella.Crack You Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071785490304845124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-60584095970433641512012-05-11T19:32:33.040-04:002012-05-11T19:32:33.040-04:00Did you know Coffeemate is highly flammable? They ...Did you know Coffeemate is highly flammable? They could use your economy sized tub of it to light your funeral pyre when you go. It burns green and blue.TangledLouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04771682524596744447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-88945160201769185002012-05-11T16:50:40.794-04:002012-05-11T16:50:40.794-04:00ooooh, I totally need a sweeper. I never knew wha...ooooh, I totally need a sweeper. I never knew what the term was, but now that I know, I need one. <br /><br />My sweeper will dispose of the secret stash of M&M wrappers in the glove compartment, along with Queen Virgo's impressive collection of trays kept in the dining room cabinet and also in the basement storage room (17 by last count-- who needs 17 trays, I ask you?). Queen Virgo is not proud of the fact that she reads pop literature (some might call it "smut"), and really would rather no one knows about her insatiable addiction to cheap drugstore lipstick (keep the Chanel fantasy alive). <br /><br />Please send your sweeper over here when he is done at your house (there might be a dollar bill or two mixed in with the M&M wrappers, you never know).<br /><br />xxo<br />MOVMOVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00782183723607923501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722088384595765913.post-67505979607503968552012-05-11T14:14:32.030-04:002012-05-11T14:14:32.030-04:00I've got an agreement with my husband that he ...I've got an agreement with my husband that he is to burn every single journal I've ever written -- un-read. Everyone knows you only write in those things when you're pissed off and sad; but you can bet they'd only notice how crappy I thought things were, not that there are gaps of months, or even years, between entries.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12248662505320434618noreply@blogger.com