Sometimes, like today, the subject lines are arranged in such a way that brings me great amusement.
Which penis enlargement medications work?
Just label it!
Do you want to forget about...
Korean hand workshop this weekend!
All you need is...
So, wait. Which is it that I need? The Korean hand workshop? Or the Turkey workshop? I'd have to open them to find out.
The Korean hand workshop (which is being held in the slightly larger town right next to my very small town), promises:
Korean Hand Reflex Therapy is a reflex therapy system for restoring health through the hands. KHT was discovered in 1975 and is now applied worldwide
by thousands of lay persons as well as health care practitioners.
You will be able to treat yourself and others by the end of the seminar.
Brine, truss, season and roast the ultimate holiday bird. Receive coaching on what type and size of turkey to select; then learn how to season and roast it. We’ll even give you tips for reheating and making the most of those seemingly endless leftovers. This technique-intensive hands-on workshop is designed for the greenest rookie to the most seasoned professional.
That's it? It really is just a workshop about...turkeys? Not figurative turkeys or jive turkeys or turkeys as a euphemism for a penis, just - turkeys. How boring.
Anyone up for a Korean hand workshop?