New Feature! - Fiction Friday

Since my story about the Mail Lady was so well received, I thought I'd do something new - Fiction Friday. Every Friday (until I get tired of it, anyway) I'll write a fictional story. But here is the awesome part - you are going to help me.

All you have to do is comment on this post, with a noun or verb, and I will incorporate it into my story. Please keep it to one or two words, and I'll take up to 50 comments. Any more and I'm afraid it will get long and boring. Some examples of good words: excavate, velveeta, Steven Seagal. Examples of bad words: shit, asshole, bitchface. I'm KIDDING! Those are good words. Bad words would be like: the, beige, hair.

Sounds fun, right?

So share SFC with your friends, call your mom, tell the ladies in your La Leche group, even the freaks on your Facebook page. The more people we get involved, the better the story will be. And also I'm trying to up my readership and I'm not above foolish stunts and silly bullshittery to achieve it.

Get to commenting, friends!