Wednesday, June 1, 2011

100

WOOT! IT'S SFC's 100th POST!

It is shocking to me that I have managed to find some bullshit to talk about 100 times. Even more shocking is that there are people who continue to read it. And a lot of you aren't even related to me! To celebrate this ginormous milestone, I am going to have a FABULOUS PRIZE GIVEAWAY!

(cue the dancing girls and farting elephants!)

Here's what you have to do to enter - just post a comment telling me either a) your favorite SFC post to date or b) a topic you'd like to see me write about. Please make sure to include your e-mail so I can get in touch with you. And while this isn't required for entry, do me a solid and tell your friends to come over, read and comment. I will pick a winner on Monday, June 6.

Here's what you win - SOMETHING FABULOUS. I can only promise that it will be awesome and cheap, much like me.

Thank you for reading and following and encouraging me to talk about my fascinating life of poopy diapers, granny panties and pit sweat. I love you guys, in a fake internet way that carries no real emotion. XXXOOO
Posted by Kelly at 9:09 PM

26 comments:

  1. maireadJune 1, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    I love all your blog posts, but one of the more memorable ones for me was Mother's Day, and the fabulous picture that is now your banner - I nearly peed myself reading it. I like that I can see the picture whenever I come to read, because I still laugh. lol

    Kim

    mcckim@bell.net

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  2. AnonymousJune 1, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    I haven't been reading too long so I'll say I'd like you to blog about what your average day looks like. Schedules, etc. Go!

    April
    aprilorderingaccount@yahoo.com

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  3. AnonymousJune 1, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    Not sure if it was my favorite, necessarily, but "sorry I peed on the phone" sure stands out!

    Sharon
    sfalduto@gmail.com

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  4. HeatherJune 1, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    The one where you went undie/bra shopping...or when you slept on the air mattress in Henry's room. Or the very first blog post because I love that you started this and have kept with it for 100 posts!

    Heather (Octy)

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  5. WendyJune 1, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    Congrats on reaching 100!!


    I'd love to see a detailed account of what your average day is like, complete with lots of photos.

    Wendy (Juniper)

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  6. AnonymousJune 1, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    I loved your nerd rant - didn't know whether to lsugh or cry, so I did a bit of both. Of course, the sweat post was pretty damn fine too. Love it all!

    Kimberlyn

    amgwpkc@gmail.com

    Ps - I cant make my phone do what Im telling it to do, so I have to comment anonymoosely. With typos. Sorry!

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  7. ShannonJune 1, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    I like to hear what's going through your head when you're dealing with your kids. And more stories of calling kids jerks. Love those.

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  8. JENJune 1, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    Congrats!!! I think you should write about how you keep your house oh so clean and oh so organized so I can follow your footsteps. And LOVE LOVE LOVE your photo!!! You've got ONE kid facing the camera, how COOL is THAT!?!?!

    JEN (dammitjannet)

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  9. JENJune 1, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    Oh, email...
    gheniphre@gmail.com
    ;)

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  10. NikkiJune 1, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    dude... i love any of your posts that start with the f bomb :)

    But I soo appreciated the post about your father "just another day"...
    Nikki
    ncintoronto@gmail.com

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  11. AnonymousJune 1, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    Well, even though I had already heard the story in person, I have to say my favorite one was about the doggie xanax.....that was hilarious!!!! And, by the way, 100 posts.....WINNING!!!!

    tinalspach@yahoo.com

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  12. CamoJune 1, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    I loved the post you did about the house rules! :)

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  13. max e padJune 2, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    while i enjoy all of your posts, sam's party ftw. donkbee...

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  14. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    i think you are HILARIOUS, but i especially enjoy the posts about your dad. let's me know a little bit more about the you that you don't share every day.
    ymdomers@earthlink.net

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  15. UnknownJune 2, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    I love the post about your argument with your husband b/c I could so totally replace your name with mine LOL

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  16. MonikaJune 2, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    this hot hot hot was great one( I can tottaly relate, great tip,by the way), the one about xanax was really awsome too, you are funny, love your blogs ,looking fot them all the time

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  17. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Kelly, I love your blog (and so does my husband). Please pick me to win your GRAND PRIZE..K? Thanks. :)

    jbh102776@yahoo.com

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  18. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    Yay, Kelly! I have loved reading your posts, thank you for the entertainment while I lie down next to Micah every night. I usually get the laugh I need to help end the day and the reassurance that I'm not the only one! My favorite funny one is of course the Xanax one, but the your so vain one is up there too as a fav. And the just another day one made me cry in a good way. Thanks for the reads!
    Christy
    Ct0477@triad.rr.com

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  19. DebbyJune 3, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    Congratulations on your 100th post from your biggest fan (not in a creepy "Misery" kind of way). You are the funniest woman I know and the dearest one to my heart....And I didn't say that just to win the awesome and cheap prize.....But if you don't write a book before I get too old to read it I'm really gonna be pissed....love, Mom

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  20. AnonymousJune 3, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    Kelly,
    I love your blog, but my absolute fave has to be when you wrote about "smelling" your Dad when getting Henry out of the car. It made me cry for obvious reasons, but also because I am so envious that you can take words and craft them into a beautiful story. I, being more of a math/science girl, would have posted "I thought of my Dad today".....thus the reason I don't blog!

    On second thought, I am now second guessing myself and wonder if I should choose the peeing on the phone for the obvious reason of having lived through it!!!

    Congrats,
    Kim

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  21. AnonymousJune 3, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    Favorite post? Fiction Friday about Taradiddle circus. Gawd, I loved your Fiction Fridays.

    So I guess that's my answer to question B. More Fiction Fridays. Even just once a month. Pretty please! (You probably hate me right now, don't you??? :P)

    P.S. Congratulations on your 100th post!!! Here's to the next 100! *clinks imaginary wine glasses*

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  22. MichelleJune 3, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    So I waited too long to be original...but I have to say the doggie xanax story is totally freaking hilarious!!!!! Another thing that I really appreciate about your blog is how you are able to take a situation and use words to make it come alive for me and it makes me feel close to you even though we are so far apart. Love your dearly my friend!

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  23. Emily KJune 5, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    My fav. has to be the Greatest Show on Earth....I can so relate to having to multi-task while on the toilet..hahah! Love your blogs , and I can't wait to read the next hundred posts! By the way, I know how talented and smart you are and you don't need a degree for that to show through so fear nothing and reach for your dreams! Maybe you will take this blog on the road as a one woman comedy show! Keep on writing!

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  24. AnonymousJune 6, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    my favorite post has to be the mail lady story - but every post has been great :)

    Brandi Jones (bjones583@yahoo.com)

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  25. JenniferJune 6, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    I'm only posting a comment so I have a chance to win a prize. So there.

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  26. Serena ManringJune 6, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    From a long time friend, who misses the times we had together....the laughs the most. Think it's time to find that publisher and get that book writing started! Gotta support those Mom's!! Love ya bunches~Serena

    **Of course, my favorite post was the "smell of daddy". I have had those myself for many years now**

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